Archive for July, 2012

Why does the waitress have to bother me when I am texting?

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

I went out to eat by myself and I was texting and the waitress brought my food out and said: “here you go sir, enjoy.” And I said: “Thanks.” And I was still fiddling with my phone texting my friend and she said: “can I get you something else?” and I said: “im good thanks!” then she said: “Enjoy.”

Then after about 5 minutes, I was still texting and the waitress came back and said: “excuse me sir, you didn’t even take a bite of your food yet. Eat your food because its going to get cold.” Then I got annoyed and said something like: “I will, I’m just sending an important text, do you mind?” and she looked at me weird then ignored me. So I started to eat my food and when I needed the waitress, she was never around! I HATE THAT! I had to get the check and was waiting patiently so I figured, I will go back to texting again and when I texted again, she came back and startled me and asked: “Can I get you anything else?” and I said: “Just the check.” And she said: “Put your phone away first.” And I was really aggravated!

Then after I paid, she said she was really disappointed that I was texting and not talking to her. She said: “I never seen anyone like you fiddle on your phone constantly.”

Meanwhile, I see her texting all the time and at one point, I needed her for something while she was texting and she told me I have to wait a minute now!

So was she being rude or was I being rude in this situation?

YOU are the one who is rude. Your attention goes first to those you are with in person, not to mention the waitress has a job to do and can’t stand around waiting for you to text. Not only that, she was probably pointing out that you haven’t bothered with your food since she brought it since you seem like the kind of person who would lodge a complaint that it was cold when it’s all your fault.

Besides, if you’re incapable of multitasking those two simple things, you need to stay home so you don’t walk into a pole or something if texting if you’re that addicted to your phone.

Is it true: What the mother craves during pregnancy will be the childs favorite food?

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

my mom ate a lot of potatoes, baked and mashed and fried just everything potatoes and that’s my Favorite Food. I was just wondering if this has been true for anyone else.

Don’t know if its a fact or not but here is my experience
with my daughter i ate a lot of breakfast type foods -cereal, oatmeal, toast and she can eat breakfast for dinner…

with my son-i had to have a burrito from Moe’s and Ice Cream from Cold Stone…He loves Moe’s (i wont eat there since ive had him) and who doesn’t like Cold Stone LOL

With this one I have to have chocolate milk and pop tarts-Due Jan 6, 2010…keep ya posted LOL

Fast Food Folk Song – Rhett & Link

Wednesday, July 25th, 2012

food on your phone Yes! the guy’s reaction is totally authentic. He had no idea we were coming, and he really got the order right (almost right). We couldn’t believe it either, so we understand the questions….

LYRICS:
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita,
and two taco salads for our senoritas.
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?

And you know that nothing beats a
hmmm, mmmm…Mexican Pizza…
Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.
And I admit, Iʼve always felt,
like Iʼm in love with the meximelt.
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me…
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and thatʼs it.

No! Iʼm not done…Iʼll also take a…

Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, heʼll take mild.
and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
for a chance at 25 dollars cash
Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes
Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it.
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest–it was a loan.
And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side.
And thatʼs it.

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Akron Restaurants – Smartphone Guide to Akron Restaurants

Wednesday, July 25th, 2012

restaurant on smartphone Akron Restaurants http://lunchnmunchies.com formatted for smartphones. Mobile directory of Akron restaurants. Right in the Palm of your hands…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gmWg6C2vRE

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Smosh – Food Battle 2006

Wednesday, July 25th, 2012

favorite food Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their Favorite Food is superior.

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62 reasons why cucumbers are better than men !!!! A bit long but I thought this was really funny lol!!!!?

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012

1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. A cucumber won’t tell you size don’t count.
4. Cucumbers don’t get TOO excited.
5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket… and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and … you won’t have to check in as ‘Mrs. Cucumber’.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. If you can go to the movie with a cucumber and see the movie at a drive in you can stay in the front seat.
12. A cucumber can always wait until you get home.
13. A cucumber won’t eat all the popcorn.
14. A cucumber won’t drag you out to a John Wayne Film Festival.
15. A cucumber won’t ask: ‘Am I first?’
16. Cucumbers don’t care whether you’re a virgin.
17. Cucumbers won’t tell other cucumbers you’re a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won’t tell anyone you’re not a virgin.
19. With cucumbers, you don’t have to be a virgin more than once.
20. Cucumbers won’t write your name and number on men’s room wall.
21. Cucumbers don’t have sex hang-ups.
22. Cucumbers won’t ask: ‘Am I the best’, ‘How was it?’ ‘Did you come?’, ‘How many times?’
23. Cucumbers aren’t jealous of your gynecologist, ski instructor or hair dresser.
24. Cucumbers won’t ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one.
25. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
26. A cucumber won’t mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over.
27. No matter how old you are you can always get a fresh cucumber.
28. You can dish a cucumber up for dinner to your Brother-in law
& Sister, after fucking it.
29. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
30. A cucumber won’t pout if you have a headache.
31. A cucumber won’t care what time of the month it is.
32. A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
33. A cucumber won’t give it up for lent.
34. With a cucumber, you never have to say you’re sorry.
35. Cucumbers won’t leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
36. A cucumber will never give you a hickey.
37. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night and you won’t have to sleep
in the wet spot.
38. A cucumber won’t work your crossword in ink.
39. A cucumber isn’t allergic to your cat.
40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cucumber won’t eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cucumber doesn’t turn your bathroom into a library.
43. Cucumbers won’t go through your medicine chest.
44. A cucumber doesn’t use your toothbrush, roll-on or hairspray.
45. Cucumbers won’t leave dirty shorts on the floor.
46. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
47. A cucumber doesn’t flush the toilet while you’re in the shower.
48. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
49. Cucumbers don’t compare you to a centerfold.
50. Cucumbers won’t tell you they liked you better with long hair.
51. A cucumber will never leave you for another man, another woman or another cucumber.
52. You will always know where your cucumber has been.
53. A cucumber never has to call ‘the wife’.
54. Cucumbers won’t tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
55. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
56. You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
57. You don’t have to wait for halftime to talk to your cucumber.
58. A cucumber won’t leave town on New Years Eve.
59. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
60. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
61. It’s easy to drop a cucumber.
62. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement or seek custody of anything.

And I thought a cucumber was for eating mmmmmmmmm so you must have a *

What is your all time favorite food to eat girls and guys?

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012

What is your all time Favorite Food to eat girls and guys?

pizza and fried chicken

My boyfriend fucked up and this is my letter to him. Comment pls.?

Sunday, July 22nd, 2012

So when exactly did you plan on calling me last night and telling me you werent going to come pick me up? We spend everyday together and i thought it would be nice to let you go out and hang out with some guys and have time away from me. Thats why when you invited me to go to the get together I said "No you go have fun. You need time away from me every once and again." You thought that was cool of me so you went out. BUT you promised me you would come back and get me so that we could spend the night together and you could take me to work in the morning considering you totalled my car being a dumb ass sliding on the ice. We were supposed to watch movies, cuddle, and talk about some things that I realy needed someone to vent with. You dont let me hang out with my friends.. you dont let me go out and do things.. so that makes you my only friend.. the only person I have to talk to and hang out with. So last night when i was sitting by the door waiting for your call for 2 hours i realized how much of a dick head you are. You told me thirty minutes. I called you and you were talking to me like a was some trash off the side of the street and not your girlfriend who youve been with for a year and a half. Really? I Depended on you to be the one to wake up with me this morning and take me to work. I depended on you to not lie to me and tell me you were going for thirty minutes and then stay for 4 hours. Not to mention when I called your phone all i could hear was girls screaming in the background and loud music.. at one point you were even going down 92 with them in your car. All while i was at home waiting for you. I mean if you wanted to hangout with those people for a long time thats fine but you could have atleast given me a courtesy call to let me know i could go ahead and go to sleep and not wait on you. after ignoring my calls for a long period of time you finally answered the phone and when i told you i was going to your dads to gather up ALL of my things you didnt care. You didnt try to stop me. You just met these people this night and the guy who invited you has only been your friend for a month yet you were putting all of them before me. I was crying and you didnt give two shits. As soon as someone else came along who wanted to chill with you you left me in the dirt. So i went to your dads and i got ALL of my stuff. You dont know how to treat me. The world always has to revolve around you and im sick of it. I do EVERYTHING for you. I bought you a 300 dollar christmas gift when the one you got for me was 150. I buy your food for you all the time considering you dont have a job and i do. I help you with gas. I make your protein shakes for you, i make your bed and occasionally do your laudry. When you have a stressful day i rub your back for you and things and THIS is what i get in return. YOu called me 4 times last night and didnt say anything when i answered the phone.. you just let me hear those trashy sluts in the back ground and your loud music. You will understand one day that you made a big mistake. A VERY BIG MISTAKE. those girls arent going to be the ones doing shit for you and at this point neither am i. Im done. So when you try calling me today and the next days to come.. youll get a big FUCK YOU from me. I will be busy. Im done with you.. i cant keep letting people walk all over me. especially someone like you who i put before EVERYONE! My friends, my family.. and the second an AQUANTAINCE wants attention you basically forget who i am. Im NOT just some girl and i wont be treated like SOME girl.

Its a long and angry email. It seems that he don’t appreciate what u’ve done for him. Does he truly loves u? Sorry to say this, I doubt it. Find time to talk to him face to face and sort things out.. Whatever the outcome will be, accept and respect. :)

Can someone write my a poem that has the theme of my favorite food?

Sunday, July 22nd, 2012

Its stupid I know Im entering a contest and I need a example of a good poem that has to have the theme of Favorite Food must be more than 3 Paragraphs. Thanks!

BERRIES

"Red berries are red.
Blue berries are blue
Yea, you guessed it
Love berries and you!"

Seeing Paris #1 1920s

Sunday, July 22nd, 2012

restaurant on smartphone A tour of the landmarks of Paris in the 1920′s by Burton Holmes. Burton Holmes looks over boulevard from balcony, Avenue de Opera, Opera Garnier, traffic, Cafe de la Paix, restaurant, waiters, outdoor cafe, men strolling in straw hats, sailors, newstand, shoe shine, Porte St denis, Porte St. Martin, Bastille Day celebration, parade, policemen, WWI soldiers marching with rifles, horse cavalry, Lafayette statue, Parc Monceau, reflecting pool. For more about Burton Holmes visit www.burtonholmesarchive.com. To purchase a clean DVD or digital download of this film for personal home use or educational use contact us at questions@archivefarms.com. To license footage from this film for commercial use visit: www.travelfilmarchive.com

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