Eat It Don’t Tweet It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome

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Produced by Seedwell
Directed by Peter Furia
Written by Peter Furia and Mark Douglas
Line Producer: Sam Speiser
Director of Photography: Tyler McPherron
Edited by Steve Flavin
Food Stylist: Jill Santopietro

Music courtesy of THE KOLOUR KULT

Life is a dish, best served hot,
And a dish is a book with a menacing plot,
And a plot is a song, dipped in sauce,
That was simmered in a pan with a demi-glaze,
I’m just a kid, in a candy shop,
Of culinary dreams that can’t be stopped,
On a search for the perfect ingredients,
To post on my social medias.

You are pathetic, we’re not photogenic
Hurry it up we’re getting cold,
Come down here and taste us, don’t humiliate us,
No one gives a bout what you post

Artisan bread, dipped in artisan cheese,
dipped in artisan nuts, dipped in artisan greens,
Artisan heirloom radicchio,
This carpaccio’s f-ing ridiculo,
A little foie gras and tuna tartare
Black truffle butter chickweed, ha ha ha!
I’m just a guy with a camera,
In your feed with foods as my canvassa,
Lobster bisque buttered lightly
See you in the bowl and need you inside me
I love soup – don’t call me a Nazi
I’m more like culinary paparazzi
Or gastronomic Annie Leibowitz
Can’t see the food, could you move your tits?
It’s unthinkable to dine out and not record it
Want the world to know I can f*cking afford it

Don’t take my picture, don’t put me on twitter
Just get it over with and eat
You could not be dumber, get off of Tumblr
I’m more than just a piece of meat

I want lucious cupcakes but can’t do gluten
Broke out in hives from a mere fig newton
A sick addiction to Ramsey’s kitchen
I can’t stop lickin my television
One day the phone rang, was truly blessed
I won a contest to be on Runway Chef
A show about a model who also makes food
Seemed appropriate, I be in the nude,
She was stuffing and tossing and dripping sauce
I was shooting and looting and gitting lost
In the moment of foregone purity
Got escorted out by security
Walked down the stairs, then out of nowhere
Came a big pretentious grizzly bear
He snapped a pic and then dined on me
Oh what a tale of irony

Don’t take my photo, you brown furry mofo
The pain in my heart is very real
I need a martini, I feel like sashimi
You gave me the raw end of the deal

Duration : 0:3:32

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25 Responses to “Eat It Don’t Tweet It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome”

  1. Bane527 says:

    Really liked it! …
    Really liked it! Hipsters are a-holes, so this was hilarious to watch!

  2. DerScheibeMeister says:

    calm ur cooch …
    calm ur cooch shannon

  3. DerScheibeMeister says:

    Reading and typing …
    Reading and typing obviously aren’t your strengths. replace so with to and you’d make a bit more sense, but you still don’t know what you’re talking about. If you could read, you’d see i’m giving praise to mark, but like i said, reading isn’t your strength.

  4. shannon grant says:

    Hate it …
    Hate it 10000000000000/2000 it’s crap !!!!!!!!! Thumbs down all the way u freaks saying u love it ehhhh weirdos heres my number saying to my face if u don’t like my comment 0858322980

  5. timmie4all says:

    If we don’t ‘ …
    If we don’t ‘appreciate him, then why:
    -does he have so many subscribers?
    -does he have so many views?
    -does he have so many thumbs up?

    Long story short: shut up, and if you don’t like The Key Of Awesome go watch something ‘funny’.

    And stop hating Mark!

  6. LaraghKeane says:

    What is this about
    What is this about

  7. iMacForHD says:

    i cant see the …
    i cant see the food, can you move your tits?

  8. DerScheibeMeister says:

    This video is still …
    This video is still under a million views??? These people dont appreciate you mark! “WTF, this isn’t a parody so it cant be funny! WHERE’S THE NEXT ONE!!” One of my favorites, bravo mark, u unleashed ur inner bowie. “Black truffle butter chickweed, ha ha ha!,” just like bowie said,”Nothing, tra la la!” And yes, that’s a young angelina jolie, she blew my mutta f***in mind the first time i saw this

  9. czerwonykoral says:

    “I love soup – …
    “I love soup – don’t call me a Nazi”. It’s a reference to a character in a sitcom called Seinfeld. He was called soup nazi.

  10. AchromaticAchrobat says:

    OMGosh i loved this …
    OMGosh i loved this XD LOL

  11. hippoapps says:

    1:20-1:22 Seinfeld …
    1:20-1:22 Seinfeld Reference

  12. TwixLover28 says:

    His date looks …
    His date looks like Angelina Jolie!!

  13. Ella Hoey says:

    Flight of the …
    Flight of the Conchords or Pet Shop Boys?

  14. PbFtChicken says:

    this is about nph …
    this is about nph and his food tweets right?

  15. PbFtChicken says:

    don’t think it’s a …
    don’t think it’s a parody of a certain song. rather it’s pointing out how certain celebs tweet what they eat. ie nph

  16. ChenBar14 says:

     is he said:dont …
     is he said:dont call me a nazi or i wrong ?

  17. spleefrog9 says:

    what’s the song …
    what’s the song they’re parodying?

  18. vampwriter1991 says:


  19. vitrinh07 says:

    Well… i just …
    Well… i just JIZZED IN MY PANTS XD

  20. jilly schneider says:

    I wanted to know …
    I wanted to know the same

  21. audgeon58 says:

    this is what a real …
    this is what a real hipster is. Not those girls in high waisted shirts and crop tops. FACT.

  22. SirCollinsYeah says:

    why the english …
    why the english accent?

  23. GargantuanHunter says:

    can anyone tell me …
    can anyone tell me what kind of music this is? cause I suck… =\

  24. Bellafitz18 says:

    I am sooooooo …
    I am sooooooo addicted to this!!!!!!

  25. Haley Bramwell says:

    With those glasses …
    With those glasses and that voice you would play a perfect brad majors (Barry bostwick) from the rocky horror picture show. You can do one of the songs where brad and Janet (Susan Sarandon) sing together. :))

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