Fast Food Folk Song – Rhett & Link

food on your phone Yes! the guy’s reaction is totally authentic. He had no idea we were coming, and he really got the order right (almost right). We couldn’t believe it either, so we understand the questions….

Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita,
and two taco salads for our senoritas.
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?

And you know that nothing beats a
hmmm, mmmm…Mexican Pizza…
Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.
And I admit, Iʼve always felt,
like Iʼm in love with the meximelt.
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me…
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and thatʼs it.

No! Iʼm not done…Iʼll also take a…

Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, heʼll take mild.
and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
for a chance at 25 dollars cash
Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes
Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it.
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest–it was a loan.
And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side.
And thatʼs it.

Duration : 0:3:0

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25 Responses to “Fast Food Folk Song – Rhett & Link”

  1. Savannah Lacher says:

    LOL niiicccceeee
    LOL niiicccceeee

  2. yengacnuahs says:


  3. Devin82m says:

    Wow, that was the …
    Wow, that was the most talented Taco Bell employee EVER!

  4. devious141 says:

    the black guy is …
    the black guy is like this better not be on tv im hiding from my baby mama

  5. assassinteam2009 says:

    My welcome what?
    My welcome what?

  6. origamisamuri says:

    He deserves a raise
    He deserves a raise

  7. gentleman5771 says:

    Did they pay for …
    Did they pay for the meal?

  8. FoxesPlayingBanjos says:

    No “please”? Rude.
    No “please”? Rude.

  9. TheMissnikibee says:

    Haha damn
    Haha damn

  10. Steffen Helgesen says:

    how the this …
    how the this all that food cost less than 50 dollars? Amurricah man… I must go there…

  11. KentuckyChicken2 says:

    i know :D
    i know :D

  12. Rose Cullen says:

    not bad at the …
    not bad at the singing :) especially the driver :) good job

  13. Bloodyspartan18ps3 says:

    the guy was like …
    the guy was like get your food and leave.

  14. EliTheGleason says:

    Yes… but he …
    Yes… but he FORGOT THE MEXI-MELT!!!!!!!!!!

  15. 1mth3b3st222 says:

    how the.. what the. …
    how the.. what the… that guy is an absolute boss

  16. Jowtz says:

    im hungry now :(
    im hungry now :(

  17. squirrels527 says:

    love this video!  …
    love this video!  I keep watching it…so clever, catchy, and funny!

  18. NinjaHanza says:

    haha thats funny …
    haha thats funny but stupid

  19. Roy Garcia says:

    This video/song …
    This video/song rocks! My friend and I sang it in front of the school!

  20. Roy Garcia says:

    This video/song …
    This video/song rocks! My friend and I sang it in front of the school!

  21. swipernoswipping1 says:

    2:48 in the video …
    2:48 in the video with the subtitles, when link said oh my goodness, it said homogeneous.

  22. sam brache says:

    mexacan pizza?
    mexacan pizza?

  23. SuperMoosez says:

    That has got to be …
    That has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time…

  24. Katrina Baumgarten says:

    Hitchhikers Guide …
    Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy

  25. ChipCaramel says:

    I guess it is! …
    I guess it is! Care to share? :)

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