what would you do here.?

You work in an office and youve just had the worst day. Youve been behind on paper work and you had to stay behind 3 hours to get it done. You worked through your lunch break and your starving and need to get home for food. Your mobile phone has ran out of battery. You walk out of the office to get to your car and its raining heavily. So you get your umbarella and go to the car which is about 5mins walk from the office. You unlock your car and nearly get in when you see a big fat dog sh!t on the drivers seat………what do you do?

I remove the dog shit, probably swear in the heat of the moment then as I drive home I would thank God that I am not one of the millions of people who are unemployed and would say THANK YOU for my job.

Then I would park my car and say THANK YOU that I have a car of my own and didnt have to walk in the rain or use public transport.

I would say THANK YOU as I went into my house grateful that I have a home to got to

I would put away my umbrella and say THANK YOU for the shelter it gave and I would think of those with NO shelter

as I went to my fridge I would say THANK YOU for the food I have knowing that many families do not have a meal this night

I would charge my mobile up again saying THANK YOU for the technology that helps me out when Im in a pickle and need to urgently call someone.

I would then unwind from my busy day smile about the dog shit knowing that the smell and the shit was now gone and I would say THANK YOU GOD for also removing the shit and smell out of my own life in the times when I have been a shit myself……

19 Responses to “what would you do here.?”

  1. Why!? says:

    i think at this point i just gonna say screw it, drop everything , and head to a bar
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  2. wxone29 says:

    Wake up from a horrible dream.
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  3. suzypjs2000 says:

    take a taxi
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  4. Pinocchio says:

    I’d wonder how the dog got into my locked car.
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  5. CAM says:

    I agree w/ Why?
    Either that or just go home and go to bed and pretend nothing ever happened
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  6. She-Boo says:

    Cry maybe?
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  7. Anthony F says:

    First off I would need to know how it got in.
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  8. #25 says:

    cry!
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  9. Spider says:

    It Is a Conspiracy to ruin your Life – Move – Change Your Name !!!
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  10. melodyahol says:

    I would start laughing. Put down my umbrella and dance in the rain. By golly, life has sucked up to this point so now I am going to just laugh and enjoy life!
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  11. Malcolm Vaz says:

    Act as if I’m dying so that I can meet my wife who works as a doctod in the hospital.
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  12. Yay Me! I'm gettin Married!! says:

    i’d say fu*k it…im gettin hammered tonight
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  13. Crypt says:

    I’d clean the dog crap out of the car, and go out somewhere for food and drink… No point in trying to go home and cook when someone else can do it for me.

    Then I’d plan on taking a half day on Friday afternoon since I just put in 4 hours extra (3 plus the lunch hour).
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  14. angelkay says:

    Run away from the car, scream like I’m crazy and then wake up from this nightmare.
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  15. prddlclyd says:

    I would come to the realization that all the material things i let take control of me and my body are the same as what the dog left on the seat.
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  16. ***____ //_ \\_____*** says:

    in the office ( am a telemarketer) waitin for a new project to work on so i have nothing to do now that’s y i got on
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  17. Red Angel says:

    Woe, some one doesn’t like you? I would definitely not take a seat. Clean it up and then think who I pissed off enough for them to want to do this? Did they have a key to the car? Try some that frabreeze stuff? Good Luck. Make sure you lock your door, if anything sounds like you made someone’s bad list? Keep your eyes open?
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  18. janette says:

    I remove the dog shit, probably swear in the heat of the moment then as I drive home I would thank God that I am not one of the millions of people who are unemployed and would say THANK YOU for my job.

    Then I would park my car and say THANK YOU that I have a car of my own and didnt have to walk in the rain or use public transport.

    I would say THANK YOU as I went into my house grateful that I have a home to got to

    I would put away my umbrella and say THANK YOU for the shelter it gave and I would think of those with NO shelter

    as I went to my fridge I would say THANK YOU for the food I have knowing that many families do not have a meal this night

    I would charge my mobile up again saying THANK YOU for the technology that helps me out when Im in a pickle and need to urgently call someone.

    I would then unwind from my busy day smile about the dog shit knowing that the smell and the shit was now gone and I would say THANK YOU GOD for also removing the shit and smell out of my own life in the times when I have been a shit myself……
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  19. napoleondynamite2907 says:

    Wake up, because it never happened to me.
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