Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

HEALTHY MEAL TIME! (epic meal time parody)

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

food on your phone How NORMAL GUYS can get abs:

http://sixpackshortcuts.com/yt/?t=DESC&v=HEALTHY-MEAL-TIME

Let me know what you think – @MikeChangSPS on twitter

** If you liked this video please FAVORITE, LIKE, and SHARE! It will really help us a lot to introduce people to healthy eating in a funny way…thanks :)

Dan and I have been huge fans of the EpicMealTime YouTube channel for a while now. We love their videos…but unfortunately, we can’t eat bacon covered chocolate cake or any of the other food they cook.

So we decided to make a parody of Epic Meal Time…showing how we make our meals using the Zero Willpower Eating System.

ABOUT THE ZERO WILLPOWER EATING SYSTEM:

This video is meant to be dramatized and funny…but this is actually how we cook every week in the Six Pack Shortcuts system! It works like this:

– Cook a week’s worth of healthy meals in advance (takes only 60 min including cleaning if you’ve got the system down)

– Just pop the meals in the microwave whenever you want a healthy meal!

The Zero Willpower system was a huge breakthrough for me because:

– It’s CONVENIENT…You don’t have to cook individual meals and you save a huge amount of time.

– It’s SIMPLE…once you know the 3 elements of a Zero Willpower meal, they’re easy to put together

– It’s CHEAP… You will save a ton of money by eating with the Zero Willpower system

– And most importantly…it MAKES YOU STICK TO YOUR DIET! Once you have cooked a week’s worth of healthy meals, I guarantee you’ll eat them!

If you want to learn more about how you can get lean and ripped by using the Zero Willpower Eating system, check out this free video:

http://sixpackshortcuts.com/yt/?t=DESC&v=HEALTHY-MEAL-TIME

**Props to epicmealtime for inspiring this video. Your videos are awesome, and we’d love to do a real collaboration sometime!

If you haven’t seen their videos, check them out at:

http://www.youtube.com/epicmealtime

**Big props also to Adam Lyons for putting this video together. Adam had the idea for this video, directed it, filmed it, and edited it all himself…in one day!

Adam is recognized as the world’s top dating and relationship coach, and he’s also very creatively talented. His youtube videos are great, you can check them out at:

http://www.youtube.com/afcadamlondon

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Epic Burger Food Poisoning Prank (Arab Guy) – Ownage Pranks

Wednesday, August 15th, 2012

food on your phone Download this prank on iTunes in high quality! :D http://bit.ly/MVKIcs I called a Burger King as an Arab guy to complain about the “Whobber” sandwich giving me food poisoning. Subscribe via MMS for free to get my future videos sent to your phone! http://motube.us/OwnagePranks

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Instagram It

Saturday, June 16th, 2012

food on your phone iTunes: http://bit.ly/KFVtYD Tweet it: http://bit.ly/K2rA5f

Let’s make this an #instagramsday to remember. Show us your appentizin’ food and your parentalizin’ skills, and remember the hashtag! From now on, every Wednesday is #Instagramsday in Kirk & Tyler land!

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Written and Performed by:
Kirkwood Bullis and Tyler Torti ( http://kirkandtyler.com )

Directed by:
Chris Siclair ( http://chrisphoto.com )

© 2012 Kirk&Tyler
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LYRICS
Bored on the couch with nowhere to go
I slide to unlock then I aim my phone
I’ve got perfect taste
Can’t let this moment go to waste

I sit in the car but before i go
I slide to unlock then I turn my phone
Back around to me
Cause I need the world to see

CHORUS 1
I will instagram it
My reflection and my journal
I will instagram it
My cup of coffee, and this urinal
I’m gonna Instagram it
My duck lips and a sunset
You know I’ll Instagram it
My six pack, and a bonnet

I #hashtag my pics to make sure their seen
I’ve got the best feed I can guarantee
You won’t unfollow me.
At least unless you’re mean

So go get your phone or your Droid’s 3G
Check out my online gallery
It’s my photography
And they’re all works of art to me

CHORUS 2
I will instagram it
My wedding pics and my vacation
Gonna instagram it
My fireplace and my Playstation
I’m gonna Instagram it
My playlist and my workplace
You know I’ll Instagram it
Some bubblegum, and a clam bake

RAP
Instagram got a nice ring to it
Change it from a noun to a verb LET’S DO IT
I launch the app every night and day
All my pics are filtered in the Instagram way

Gonna Instagram it when that sun is rising
Always snap the food when it’s appetizing
It’s not surprising how my dog wins prizes
I just had a kid now I’m parentalizin’

5,6, baby pics now my likes are risin’
Won’t be long before it’s canonized
And immortalized on the #PopularPage
And I’ll be recognized as the Instagram sage

DANCE
Trees, babies, dogs and cats
I will Instagram it and you will double tap
Clouds, clothes, coffee, and naps
I will Instagram it and you will double tap

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McDonalds Semen Coke – Prank call – (How to get a free meal) – Trolling all over the phone

Sunday, June 10th, 2012

food on your phone Watch as I get a free small coke to a large coke and then turn that baby in to a meal. Shame that I abused her at the end and probably lost all chance of getting the free food… even though the store was in another state entirely.

If you complain long and hard enough, they’re sure to fork you something right?! Just be confident in your approach, I could do it 100% more legit if I wasn’t trying to be funnier/stupid in order to make the video.
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**EVERYONE TAKE NOTE** My new microphone has not yet arrived and my old one is broken. This means that this prank was one of my older ones from a batch of pranks I never intended to use. Lets hope by next week I have my new mic and can make some fresh pranks that have a bit more humour. Still hope you enjoyed it, it doesn’t mean the effort of editing the sub titles is any less.
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Eat It Don’t Tweet It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome

Sunday, May 20th, 2012

food on your phone Watch the Behind the Awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM01qy1x8fE
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CREDITS
Produced by Seedwell http://seedwell.com
Directed by Peter Furia
Written by Peter Furia and Mark Douglas
Line Producer: Sam Speiser
Director of Photography: Tyler McPherron
Edited by Steve Flavin
Food Stylist: Jill Santopietro

Music courtesy of THE KOLOUR KULT http://thekolourkult.com

LYRICS
Life is a dish, best served hot,
And a dish is a book with a menacing plot,
And a plot is a song, dipped in sauce,
That was simmered in a pan with a demi-glaze,
I’m just a kid, in a candy shop,
Of culinary dreams that can’t be stopped,
On a search for the perfect ingredients,
To post on my social medias.

You are pathetic, we’re not photogenic
Hurry it up we’re getting cold,
Come down here and taste us, don’t humiliate us,
No one gives a bout what you post

Artisan bread, dipped in artisan cheese,
dipped in artisan nuts, dipped in artisan greens,
Artisan heirloom radicchio,
This carpaccio’s f-ing ridiculo,
A little foie gras and tuna tartare
Black truffle butter chickweed, ha ha ha!
I’m just a guy with a camera,
In your feed with foods as my canvassa,
Lobster bisque buttered lightly
See you in the bowl and need you inside me
I love soup – don’t call me a Nazi
I’m more like culinary paparazzi
Or gastronomic Annie Leibowitz
Can’t see the food, could you move your tits?
It’s unthinkable to dine out and not record it
Want the world to know I can f*cking afford it

Don’t take my picture, don’t put me on twitter
Just get it over with and eat
You could not be dumber, get off of Tumblr
I’m more than just a piece of meat

I want lucious cupcakes but can’t do gluten
Broke out in hives from a mere fig newton
A sick addiction to Ramsey’s kitchen
I can’t stop lickin my television
One day the phone rang, was truly blessed
I won a contest to be on Runway Chef
A show about a model who also makes food
Seemed appropriate, I be in the nude,
She was stuffing and tossing and dripping sauce
I was shooting and looting and gitting lost
In the moment of foregone purity
Got escorted out by security
Walked down the stairs, then out of nowhere
Came a big pretentious grizzly bear
He snapped a pic and then dined on me
Oh what a tale of irony

Don’t take my photo, you brown furry mofo
The pain in my heart is very real
I need a martini, I feel like sashimi
You gave me the raw end of the deal

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