Posts Tagged ‘Instagram’

The 404 – Ep. 1113: Where there’s a ghost in the wires

Friday, August 24th, 2012

food on your phone http://cnet.co/NCa1vN
Are separate Talking and No-Talking sections a viable solution for diners looking to keep the peace from annoying phone conversations? On today’s 404, we’ll talk about a restaurant in LA instituting a 5% discount to eat without your phone, an army of Chinese noodle-making robots, and the winners of our weekly tech dummies round-up.

Duration : 0:40:47

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Instagram It

Saturday, June 16th, 2012

food on your phone iTunes: http://bit.ly/KFVtYD Tweet it: http://bit.ly/K2rA5f

Let’s make this an #instagramsday to remember. Show us your appentizin’ food and your parentalizin’ skills, and remember the hashtag! From now on, every Wednesday is #Instagramsday in Kirk & Tyler land!

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Written and Performed by:
Kirkwood Bullis and Tyler Torti ( http://kirkandtyler.com )

Directed by:
Chris Siclair ( http://chrisphoto.com )

© 2012 Kirk&Tyler
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LYRICS
Bored on the couch with nowhere to go
I slide to unlock then I aim my phone
I’ve got perfect taste
Can’t let this moment go to waste

I sit in the car but before i go
I slide to unlock then I turn my phone
Back around to me
Cause I need the world to see

CHORUS 1
I will instagram it
My reflection and my journal
I will instagram it
My cup of coffee, and this urinal
I’m gonna Instagram it
My duck lips and a sunset
You know I’ll Instagram it
My six pack, and a bonnet

I #hashtag my pics to make sure their seen
I’ve got the best feed I can guarantee
You won’t unfollow me.
At least unless you’re mean

So go get your phone or your Droid’s 3G
Check out my online gallery
It’s my photography
And they’re all works of art to me

CHORUS 2
I will instagram it
My wedding pics and my vacation
Gonna instagram it
My fireplace and my Playstation
I’m gonna Instagram it
My playlist and my workplace
You know I’ll Instagram it
Some bubblegum, and a clam bake

RAP
Instagram got a nice ring to it
Change it from a noun to a verb LET’S DO IT
I launch the app every night and day
All my pics are filtered in the Instagram way

Gonna Instagram it when that sun is rising
Always snap the food when it’s appetizing
It’s not surprising how my dog wins prizes
I just had a kid now I’m parentalizin’

5,6, baby pics now my likes are risin’
Won’t be long before it’s canonized
And immortalized on the #PopularPage
And I’ll be recognized as the Instagram sage

DANCE
Trees, babies, dogs and cats
I will Instagram it and you will double tap
Clouds, clothes, coffee, and naps
I will Instagram it and you will double tap

Duration : 0:3:36

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Eat It Don’t Tweet It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome

Sunday, May 20th, 2012

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CREDITS
Produced by Seedwell http://seedwell.com
Directed by Peter Furia
Written by Peter Furia and Mark Douglas
Line Producer: Sam Speiser
Director of Photography: Tyler McPherron
Edited by Steve Flavin
Food Stylist: Jill Santopietro

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LYRICS
Life is a dish, best served hot,
And a dish is a book with a menacing plot,
And a plot is a song, dipped in sauce,
That was simmered in a pan with a demi-glaze,
I’m just a kid, in a candy shop,
Of culinary dreams that can’t be stopped,
On a search for the perfect ingredients,
To post on my social medias.

You are pathetic, we’re not photogenic
Hurry it up we’re getting cold,
Come down here and taste us, don’t humiliate us,
No one gives a bout what you post

Artisan bread, dipped in artisan cheese,
dipped in artisan nuts, dipped in artisan greens,
Artisan heirloom radicchio,
This carpaccio’s f-ing ridiculo,
A little foie gras and tuna tartare
Black truffle butter chickweed, ha ha ha!
I’m just a guy with a camera,
In your feed with foods as my canvassa,
Lobster bisque buttered lightly
See you in the bowl and need you inside me
I love soup – don’t call me a Nazi
I’m more like culinary paparazzi
Or gastronomic Annie Leibowitz
Can’t see the food, could you move your tits?
It’s unthinkable to dine out and not record it
Want the world to know I can f*cking afford it

Don’t take my picture, don’t put me on twitter
Just get it over with and eat
You could not be dumber, get off of Tumblr
I’m more than just a piece of meat

I want lucious cupcakes but can’t do gluten
Broke out in hives from a mere fig newton
A sick addiction to Ramsey’s kitchen
I can’t stop lickin my television
One day the phone rang, was truly blessed
I won a contest to be on Runway Chef
A show about a model who also makes food
Seemed appropriate, I be in the nude,
She was stuffing and tossing and dripping sauce
I was shooting and looting and gitting lost
In the moment of foregone purity
Got escorted out by security
Walked down the stairs, then out of nowhere
Came a big pretentious grizzly bear
He snapped a pic and then dined on me
Oh what a tale of irony

Don’t take my photo, you brown furry mofo
The pain in my heart is very real
I need a martini, I feel like sashimi
You gave me the raw end of the deal

Duration : 0:3:32

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