Posts Tagged ‘Rap’

AutoRap for iOS and Android [Food Truck Rap]

Saturday, July 28th, 2012

food on your phone Download for FREE for iPhone and iPad: http://bit.ly/AutoRapFoodTruck
Download for FREE for Android devices: http://bit.ly/AutoRapFoodTruck-Android

YO. This is AutoRap.

It turns speech into rap and corrects bad rapping.

With Smule’s patent-pending “rappification” technology, AutoRap maps the syllables of your speech to any beat, creating a unique rap every time.

Talk into the app, and AutoRap magically morphs your speech into a legit rap. Create your own original rap songs with Freestyle Beats, or use Premium Songs from artists like Snoop Dogg and Nicki Minaj, to AutoRap with the songs you know and love.

Note: Headphones recommended for maximum enjoyment.

Duration : 0:2:38

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Fast Food Folk Song – Rhett & Link

Wednesday, July 25th, 2012

food on your phone Yes! the guy’s reaction is totally authentic. He had no idea we were coming, and he really got the order right (almost right). We couldn’t believe it either, so we understand the questions….

LYRICS:
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita,
and two taco salads for our senoritas.
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?

And you know that nothing beats a
hmmm, mmmm…Mexican Pizza…
Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.
And I admit, Iʼve always felt,
like Iʼm in love with the meximelt.
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me…
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and thatʼs it.

No! Iʼm not done…Iʼll also take a…

Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, heʼll take mild.
and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
for a chance at 25 dollars cash
Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes
Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it.
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest–it was a loan.
And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side.
And thatʼs it.

Duration : 0:3:0

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Instagram It

Saturday, June 16th, 2012

food on your phone iTunes: http://bit.ly/KFVtYD Tweet it: http://bit.ly/K2rA5f

Let’s make this an #instagramsday to remember. Show us your appentizin’ food and your parentalizin’ skills, and remember the hashtag! From now on, every Wednesday is #Instagramsday in Kirk & Tyler land!

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@kirkandtyler

Written and Performed by:
Kirkwood Bullis and Tyler Torti ( http://kirkandtyler.com )

Directed by:
Chris Siclair ( http://chrisphoto.com )

© 2012 Kirk&Tyler
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LYRICS
Bored on the couch with nowhere to go
I slide to unlock then I aim my phone
I’ve got perfect taste
Can’t let this moment go to waste

I sit in the car but before i go
I slide to unlock then I turn my phone
Back around to me
Cause I need the world to see

CHORUS 1
I will instagram it
My reflection and my journal
I will instagram it
My cup of coffee, and this urinal
I’m gonna Instagram it
My duck lips and a sunset
You know I’ll Instagram it
My six pack, and a bonnet

I #hashtag my pics to make sure their seen
I’ve got the best feed I can guarantee
You won’t unfollow me.
At least unless you’re mean

So go get your phone or your Droid’s 3G
Check out my online gallery
It’s my photography
And they’re all works of art to me

CHORUS 2
I will instagram it
My wedding pics and my vacation
Gonna instagram it
My fireplace and my Playstation
I’m gonna Instagram it
My playlist and my workplace
You know I’ll Instagram it
Some bubblegum, and a clam bake

RAP
Instagram got a nice ring to it
Change it from a noun to a verb LET’S DO IT
I launch the app every night and day
All my pics are filtered in the Instagram way

Gonna Instagram it when that sun is rising
Always snap the food when it’s appetizing
It’s not surprising how my dog wins prizes
I just had a kid now I’m parentalizin’

5,6, baby pics now my likes are risin’
Won’t be long before it’s canonized
And immortalized on the #PopularPage
And I’ll be recognized as the Instagram sage

DANCE
Trees, babies, dogs and cats
I will Instagram it and you will double tap
Clouds, clothes, coffee, and naps
I will Instagram it and you will double tap

Duration : 0:3:36

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Whole Foods Parking Lot – Music Video [HD]

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

food on your phone Its getting REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot! Dj Dave puts life on the Westside of Los Angeles into hyper-focus in this video from Fog and Smog Films.

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VIDEO INFO
Whole Foods Parking Lot was shot on location in Santa Monica, CA.

Music and Lyrics by David Wittman

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Directed by George Woolley

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and
Pedram Torbati

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Edited by Jake Pushinsky

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Shot on Canon 5d by George Woolley and Pedram Torbati

Scratches by Dj Spider

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Color Timing by Salar Saleh

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Lyrics:

Intro (spoken)

Yo man…
Yo I know you see me here dude!!
I’ve been waiting here like 10 minutes, man!
No, no no… this is MY parking space man.
What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse,
And go out the way you came in.
WHAT?!?!
Yo its about to get REAL in the Whole Foods parking lot man…

Chorus (with feeling)

It’s getting’ REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
I got my STEEL and you know it gets sparked a lot
Im on my grind homie… It’s on my mind homie!
These fools with clip boards are lookin’ at me like they know me!

It’s getting’ REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
You know the DEAL with the little shopping carts they got…
Check out what I say, it happens every day…
It’s how we LIVE on the west side of LA!!

Verse 1

… Im ridin’ slow in my Prius…
all leather, tinted windows… you cant see us!!
Everybody’s trying to park, you can feel the tension
I’m in electric mode… can’t even hear the engine (Shhhhhhh)

Just then I saw a spot open up,
My timings perfect… Im creepin’ up…
But then this other dude tried to steal it going the wrong way
Yo man, I’ve had a LONG DAY!

Chorus
(same as before)

Verse 2

Now I’m on this inside, looking at my list
Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist.
Some girl in yoga pants is lookin at me funny
I’m just trying to find a decent Pinot Noir for under twenty!

Then I take it to the cheese counter, Humboldt Fog?
We just ran out sir! Really Dog?
Take it easy man, I try to calm myself…
I’ve been on edge ever since they took Kombucha off the shelf…

Chorus

(same as before)

Verse 3

This Busters on his iPhone talking to his friends,
Picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse.
You’re the most annoying dude I’ve ever SEEN brah…
Could you PLEASE move? You’re RIGHT in front of the Quinoa.

Damn, I’m about to check out.
Pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out.
The express lane is moving hella slow…
Man, these fools don’t know… that is getting REAL….

Chorus
(same as before)

Music video by Fog and Smog performing Whole Foods Parking Lot. (C) 2011

Duration : 0:3:55

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